"If I had it my way I’d slit your throat with the knife you let in my back."

— Sleep with one eye open

lonewolfbookworm:

books are the best weapons

(via 2truthsandaliewrosa)

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

What words are coming out of his mouth?!?

(Source: tomhazeldine, via prettylittlekahleesi)

giradiscosestragados:

The difference between me and other people is that I’ve always demanded more from the sunsets… More spectacular colors as the sun hits the horizon. That’s perhaps my only sin.
Nymphomaniac (2013), a film by Lars von Trier

giradiscosestragados:

The difference between me and other people is that I’ve always demanded more from the sunsets… More spectacular colors as the sun hits the horizon. That’s perhaps my only sin.

Nymphomaniac (2013), a film by Lars von Trier

(via holyh00kers)

unconventionallover:

slightlysalty:

OMG

THE WAY HE PUTS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK

ITS LIKE HES A LITTLE TODDLER WHO HAS JUST TATTLE TALED ON SOME OTHER KID AND FEELS REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF AND LOOKS TO THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE FEELS HE DESERVES A “WELL DONE” STICKER ON HIS FACE

I have a deep, deep long-standing need to get a “well-done” sticker planted on my face.

Ahhhh man crush

(Source: no-drama-no-bullshit)

alphadaddydom-deactivated201404:

Camping trip done right.

~Daddy

alphadaddydom-deactivated201404:

~Daddy
alphadaddydom-deactivated201404:

Not in the mood for talking today…..
~Daddy

alphadaddydom-deactivated201404:

Not in the mood for talking today…..

~Daddy

(Source: the-fuckmelikethis)

alphadaddydom-deactivated201404:

The guy in the next room has heard enough.
~Daddy

alphadaddydom-deactivated201404:

The guy in the next room has heard enough.

~Daddy